I was going to talk about Burnie
Sanders' blunt criticism of Hilary Clinton on how she idolizes the destructive
muses of Henry Kissenger. Then I was going to go on about executive advisors;
how they're not voted into their position of national influence, and how voters
neglect to factor these people in when selecting their candidate. But, even I
got bored thinking about it.
Vermin Supreme commentaries are
about as far as I want to go when it comes to politics.
There's really not much more to say
about that song and dance.
Instead, let's talk about the new
Deadpool movie…
…without spoilers, of course.
Ryan Reynolds says Deadpool is the
closest character to himself than any other character he's played. He has been
waiting ten long years to play the role, since 2005 when he was first
introduced to the character by a studio executive who immediately chose
Reynolds for the part.
Reynolds' first portrayal of
Deadpool on the big screen was in 2009's X-Men Origins: Woverine. In which they
decided to sew his mouth shut and shoot lasers out of his eyes. This of course
took everything away from Deadpool that makes him Deadpool. It depressed
Reynolds as much as it did nearly every fan of Marvel Comics.
Deadpool is known for his, Howard
the Duck/ The Office gimmic, of breaking the 4th wall and addressing the
audience. He's the merc with a mouth; non-stop wise-cracking killing-machine;
but the good kind.
It's about time we got a cinematic
installment worthy of the character.
In the film, Deadpool teams up with with some mutant members of the X-Men for super-powered action.
If the masked-vigilantes of
Model City shared this same level of
destruction they would probably be met with a militarized taskforce.
I agree with Betty White when she
says:
"Hello, I just saw the most anticipated movie of the year, Deadpool. It was glorious! Once
in a generation, a movie comes along that your whole family will love…If your
family is a (bleep)-ed up group of (bleep) kissing inbreds. Plus, Ryan Reynolds
looks so (bleep)-ing handsome in his red leather suit. I gave it four Golden Girls.
It’s the best picture of the year. So, go see Deadpool this Friday!” <Read more on Inquisitr>
This Deadpool
video review keeps everything PG-13 by preventing our sensitive little ears
from hearing naughty words from an old lady.
So, get off your duff and go get
some comic relief. If I can, I'm going to go see it more than once.
By
Randall Thomas
Model City had once thrived, owing its glory to the success of the Love Canal and the genius of Nikola Tesla. Now, it suffers from economic collapse. In a city laden with crime, wanton heroes emerge. A mysterious character begins to lead the blind, and a mountain of conspiracy clouds the minds of the righteous.
Burdened by conjecture and stricken with grief, William Howell somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder. The Model Citizen newspaper represents to him the true word of the people. It is up to him to determine its quality.
Read the first 5,000 words free, here:
Thanks,
Joe
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